Holiday Wreath

I was driving around a couple days ago when I saw the most horrific site ever. A holiday wreath still plastered on some dumbasses car in the middle of march. Ok I will admit up front that I not a big wreath fan, nor do I condone putting those bastards on the front of your car. But leaving my bias aside for just one minute. You got to realize that this person had a fucking holiday wreath on their car (Lincoln Navigator) in the middle of march. How the fuck do you reach that point. I can see leaving your christmas lights up for six month, but a wreath on your car is just plain stupid. You know because wreaths are so hard to get off your damn car. The lady driving the car (no shock here) could accidentally get her purse caught on the damn wreath while walking by and pull it off. Its not fucking hard. Just rip the bastard off. Why must you leave it on? If I see this bastard in July im personally gonna back into this wench. I'm totally serious. Now I'm not being harsh because if it was lets say.......... January 2nd maybe January 3rd I would let this slide. But, March..........March. This is a total abuse of holiday wreath privileges. Its literally an outrage. How am I going to sleep tonight. Fucking holiday wreaths

Why The Rest of the World Believes America is Crazy

T.V. Officially hit a new low tonight if you had a chance to watch Primetime Live on ABC. ABC decided to run a story about Petra Nemcova a supermodel who was present with her boyfriend when the tsunami's hit South Asia. The story goes on about here survival, her boyfriend dying and her feelings. Like anyone really gives a crap, or should give a crap. Honestly, I'm not trying to be mean, but my heart goes out to a Three year old Sri Lankan boy whose mother and father were both killed. Or to a mother who has lost all her children. But what we decide to put on TV is a supermodel who lost a guy who she was fucking. And this is supposed to important how? A hundred thousand people die and you pick this as your story. Thats freaking bullshit and this is one reason why so many people dislike America. Hell, for a split second I dislike us. Its frankly insulting to those who really were devastated by the tsunami's and our news stories should focus more on the local impact of the tsunami in South Asia and not some Supermodel who gets more attention from this whole ordeal.

Nyquil

I got a cold the other day and had to run down to the drugstore to pick up some cold medicine. I'm a big fan of nyquil, it usually puts you right to sleep making the cold go by that much quicker. Anyways I found the box of Nyquil gel caps that had twenty in a box. I get home and rip the little bastard open...Sliding out the little six pack of Nyquil which is on a perforated tin sheet. In each little square of Nyquil there are two pills and there's six squares per sheet and two sheets in a box. If your doing the math at home thats 6x2(pills)= 12 per sheet(allegedly). So total there should be 24 pills in the box. However, Nyquil has cleverly swapped one square of pills with a square filled with air. What the fuck is this. Honestly, how is a packet of air going to help me sleep. You put six squares in the freaking pack, you might as well put some pills in there. Can someone please explain this to me. Its the nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever to help you get screwed in the ass medicine. Thanks, but if I wanted a packet of air I would of walked my lazy ass outside. Plenty of free fucking air outdoors and you dont have to spend five minutes trying to open it.
Who are the dumbasses who came up with this idea. If you know, have seen, or have heard anything about these marketing wizards who has came up with this brilliant idea of packaging air please let me know because I want to drop these bastards of a bridge.